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Saturday Events:


Reminder: May is Masterbation month
In case you need an excuse, May is masterbation month... so do you part and spank one out!

In our climate of sexual awareness, it's hard to believe how it all started:

In 1994 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders gave a speech at the United Nations world AIDS day.

During follow up questions, she was asked if masturbation was useful as a way of discouraging risky sexual activity among young people. She responded "I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught".

She was promptly fired by then president Bill Clinton. (Are you freaken kidding!).


REMINDER: May 1st is Naked Gardening day
May 1st is naked gardening day.

Sounds like a great time to have a couple beers and get some yard work done... but don't forget the Sunscreen, or you will be unhappy tomorrow!